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The Office

Dwight Schrute Cross Stitch Quote – FREE Pattern

If you love The Office and a good Dwight Schrute quote I have good news. I’ve created the perfect piece of bathroom art. Either you or someone you know definitely needs this Coddled Anus cross stitch art in their Wiz Palace. (Sorry, mixing shows. I know.) I mean. Don’t get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

Dwight Schrute Coddled Anus Quote

Dwight Schrute Coddled Anus Quote Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Free Dwight Schrute Cross Stitch Pattern


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This quote from Dwight is one of the funnier lines to come out of the later seasons of The Office. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a true Office fan til the grave but the last two seasons just do not have as many lolable moments.  Enter Dwight.

I’m doing a series of free cross stitch designs based on The Office. You can find my Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica pattern here.

You can  find the free graph for the cross stitch pattern below or you can purchase a printable PDF version in my shop. Paid pattern includes an enlarged, four part breakdown of the graph.

 

Dwight Schrute quote cross stitch pattern.

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Dwight Schrute Coddled Anus Quote Free Cross Stitch Pattern

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. Free Cross Stitch Pattern.

I swear, I do have interests beyond The Office. Really. But it’s one of my all time favorite TV shows and it’s so darn quotable that it inspiiiires me.  So I’ve decided to do a series of cross stitch patterns based on The Office.

Because as if doilies didn’t qualify me for old lady status – oh yeah – I do cross stitch, too.

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica Cross Stitch Pattern

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica Cross Stitch Pattern.

If you followed along with my Office Crochet-a-long blanket you’ll definitely recognize this pattern.  It was a large panel that was released for week 13 of the crochet along.  It’s been simplified a bit for the cross stitch version and fits adorably on a 4 inch embroidery hoop.

It’s the perfect, minimalist piece of art for the true Office fan. Can’t you just imagine this in a cubicle? Too perfect. And Christmas is just around the corner, y’all. Get to stitching!

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Not a cross stitcher? For a limited time I am also selling the finished product on Etsy. You can find the listing here: Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica Cross Stitch.


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Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica Cross Stitch Free Pattern

The Office Blanket – Appliques!

I told you I had one last surprise up my sleeve.

Final Week – Appliques

There is sooo much that I’d love to include in this blanket but there’s only so much time and space in the world. So as a compromise I’ve snuck in a few more of my favorite things via appliques. Let’s break it down, shall we.

World’s Best Boss

Found it at Spencer Gifts.

Crochet World's Best Boss Mug

Chili’s

It’s where business happens. – Small Business Man Magazine, probably.

Chili Pepper crochet applique

The Nard Dog

AKA: Puke, Ace, Buzz, Boner Champ.

Nard Dog crochet applique

Big Tuna

AKA: Jimothy, Jimbo

Tuna crochet applique

Michael’s Plasma TV

Good luck paying me back with your zero-dollars-a-year salary plus benefits, babe.

The Office crochet blanket

Christmas Lights

Happy Birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party’s so lame.

Christmas light crochet applique

And just like that, it’s over! I can’t believe it.  Sad face emoji.

It’s been so much fun putting this CAL together. If you missed it, it’s not too late. You can now purchase the completed patterns on both Etsy and Ravelry. Follow the links below to find the pattern.

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Well folks, it’s been real. Stay tuned because I have a couple of ideas in the works for another CAL.  Until then …

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The Office Blanket Appliques

The Office Blanket Week 13

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

You KNEW I couldn’t leave this one out.

Week 13 – Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

 

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

 

Perfectenschlag.

 

Truly an iconic scene and one of the most famous quotes from The Office. And, let’s not forget it’s less famous reaction – Dwight impersonating Jim. Gets me every time. By far the funnier of the two exchanges in my opinion.

And for those that have purchased the pattern there’s an alternative bonus version of this week’s panel.

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Yarn Colors

  • Craftsmart – White
  • Craftsmart – Gray
  • Craftsmart – Black
  • Red Heart Super Saver – Cafe Latte
  • Read Heart Super Saver – Medium Purple
  • Read Heart Super Saver – Spring Green
  • Dark Purple – Unsure, personal stash
  • Red – Unsure, personal stash

 

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Purchase on Ravelry

Purchase on Etsy

AND FIND ALL THE POSTS FOR THIS CAL HERE: THE OFFICE BLANKET CROCHET-A-LONG

Happy Crocheting!

The Office Blanket Crochet Pattern

The Office Blanket Week 12

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Agghhh! I can’t believe there are only TWO weeks life after this week.

Week 12 – Scott’s Tots – Dinkin Flicka – Up Dog

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Okay, so I couldn’t just pick one phrase for this panel. There are so many amazing quotes from The Office. So I decided to fleece it out and pick 3 of my favorite.

But don’t worry, I have one more surprise bonus panel next week.

Purchase on Ravelry

Purchase on Etsy

AND FIND ALL THE POSTS FOR THIS CAL HERE: THE OFFICE BLANKET CROCHET-A-LONG

Happy Crocheting!

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

The Office Blanket Week 11

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

You know what the worst part of this week’s panel is?

Week 11 – Prison Mike

Oh, Michael. He did a lot of characters over the years. But who can forget the gruel eating convict, Prison Mike. I know I said that the Schrute Buck was my favorite piece of the blanket but honestly it might be a tie with this one.

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Also, for those that have purchased the pattern there’s a secret BONUS panel this week!

Yarn Colors

  • Craftsmart – white
  • Craftsmart – black
  • Craftsmart – gray
  • Red Heart Super Saver – medium purple
  • Dark purple – unsure – personal stash

 

Purchase on Ravelry

Purchase on Etsy

AND FIND ALL THE POSTS FOR THIS CAL HERE: THE OFFICE BLANKET CROCHET-A-LONG

Happy Crocheting!

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

The Office Blanket Week 10

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Of course we couldn’t leave out the lovely Office Logo for our crochet-a-long!

Week 10 – The Office

There are only 4 weeks left of our Office CAL. I’m kind of sad that it’s nearing the end but I’m also excited to finally get all the pieces together and see the finished product.

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Purchase on Ravelry

Purchase on Etsy

And find all the posts for this CAL here: The Office Blanket Crochet-A-Long

Happy Crocheting!

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

The Office Blanket Week 9

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

No one can deny that The Office loves to party. There are an inordinate number of episodes involving a party of some kind. But who can forget the year that Michael does away with the PPC because there’s “too much drama”. The result? Drama.

Week 9 – It is Your Birthday (optional banner)

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Side note: I have a really hard time taking good pictures of the big panels. Sigh.

Yarn Colors

  • Craftsmart – White
  • Craftsmart – Gray
  • Craftsmart – Black
  • Red Heart Super Saver – Aran
  • Red Heart Super Saver – Cafe Latte

The Office Crochet Blanket Pattern

Purchase on Ravelry

Purchase on Etsy

And find all the posts for this CAL here: The Office Blanket Crochet-A-Long

Happy Crocheting!

 

The Office Blanket Week 8

The Office crochet blanket pattern.

One of the most triumphant and satisfying story lines in The Office is the rise and fall and rise of our favorite person to be in an alliance with.

Week 8 Assistant to the Regional Manager

The Office crochet blanket pattern.

This panel was hard to capture a picture of because it’s so huge. It runs the length of the blanket. Hopfully later in the week I can take a picture of all the panels that we’ve done so far so we can see how it’s shaping up.

Purchase on Ravelry

Purchase on Etsy

And find all the posts for this CAL here: The Office Blanket Crochet-A-Long

Happy Crocheting!

The Office Blanket Crochet Pattern